----"We work hard to bring you crap and get the job dung right."

Your POOPCO® TEAM

Norman Assbury/ CEO

Salvadore Buttman/
V.P. (Vice Pooper)

Cynthia Turdwell/ COO

Bob Crackwipe/ POO

Di Area/
Corporate Environmental Supervisor

Gloria B. Hinde/
Human Resources

Steve Crustybuns/
Inhuman Resources

Mort Crunchypants/
Some Annoying Guy
Who Thinks He's Important

Danielle Prunemuncher/ Marketing research

Frank Phartman/ Administrative Assistant

Joy Methane/
Department Manager

Sue Tightcheeks/
Cute Corporate Secretary