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Norman Assbury B.F.A. (Bachelor of Fat Asses) in Proctological Sciences and Business at South Bowelman Rectal Academy Graduated Summa Cum Laude. Awards and Merits: Best Butt in Butte Montana 1965 Manure Salesmanship 1998 Ass of the Year 1992-1999 Quote:" A brown nose is a happy nose."

Hi. I'm Norman Assbury, CEO of POOPCO®. Our company has a proud tradition of providing the highest quality service and products in the Fecal Manufacturing Market. Our reputation and smell precede us in the business world, where we have established a wide pool of regular customers. We want to give the consumer the best we can offer, and we achieve this through enslavement of worthless little peons whose efforts are rewarded with the knowledge that the sacrifice of their souls will make POOPCO® a world leader. Browse our site and talk to some of our devoted company members and corporate lackeys about their role in making POOPCO® what it is today.