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Welcome, Peons... to the Most Wretched Hive of Scum and Villiany since they closed down Mos Eisley! Click for Background Music |
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They offered me free websites, so I made one. Doesn't that just make you quiver with glee? They gave me a bunch of default crap-text with which to fill these pages - "Oh look at this, pictures of my family! Oh, movie reviews! Gee, now I'll express myself!" So, I deleted all of that junk and wrote up these missives of darkness. Enjoy yourselves, chillun! I might update this website often. I might not! Ha ha! You'll just have to drop in randomly and find out. "I've got the power!" Yeah, so I'll fill this thing with random stuff and just generally enjoy this gift on online space with the same thouroughness with which I enjoy your mom. |
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This is the spot they gave me for a picture. I'm going to keep the example, just because I think it's a really weird picture of a cat. I mean, what the hell? Y'know? 
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Quoi de Neuf? This is the lovely little 'New Stuff' (ou 'Chose Nouveau,' pour les francophones) section. I guess it's where you'll check for new entries of various types & such. Convenient, its being on the main page and all. Basically, just check here to see if I've posted new pictures of me and your mom.
17 June 2005: I've begun adding music to the site. Unfortunately, it doesn't just play: you've got to click upon the "music" thing under the page heading.
11 June 2005: I'm back! I changed the format a little so that new updates will be posted above the old material (descending chronological order, biotch), and changed at least one thing on each page. I put a shitload of stuff into the Beliefs page, and created two new pages entirely from scratch. Mm-mm, I love the smell of homemade website! Czech it out.
21 Nov 2004: More updates & such. A book review long overdue... Emerson expansions... a partridge in a pear tree.
Updatum 13 Nov 04: Yes, it has begun. If I can make a habit of revamping the site regularly, I might not forget its existance. You would be wise also to remember it. For instance: today's update includes words on the links page, a discussion of a dead philosopher's oversoul and many other excitements. ...w00t, Temari hentai. I'm busy now, more updates later. |
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...Just because. |
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