As any of you who've made it this far must know, I am a freak. Of course, if you've stuck around through all this, so are you! That's why I love you. XD

Anyway: I'm 17 years of age; my height is something past six-foot-one; I'm scrawy, like my dad, from whom I inherited a crazy-fast metabolism. Only the thin die young? My loves in life include crazy stuff like Ralph Waldo Emerson and Sigmund "MoFo" Freud, the energy of the wilds, and Risa (no surprise there, kids). I basically spend my whole life in na few sharply contrasting ways: cracking jokes with my insane friends, being with Risa, and being Mr. Philosophical Humourist & Wordsmith, my more intellectual activity (it just about flattered me to death when Willy laballed me 'the intellectual liberal.' It's great to feel appreciated!). My best friend (can you call someone 'best friend' when your time as truly close friends has been shorter than that spent with any other acquaintance? ...in this case, yes) Sarah has seen a great deal of my philosophical side. She brings out the best in me, perhaps because she gives me a reason to strive for that.

They included here a bit about including photos of 'important things in my life, like my car.' If this were my car, it would be far from central to my life. This junker looks like someone abandoned it in the woods and let the trees fence it in.

One of those Profile Things

So that you can compare and contrast this with my two dA lists:

Favorite TV Show: West Wing or Recess

Favorite Movie: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

Favorite Music: Led Zeppelin / 3EB

Favorite Book: The Bridge of San Luis Rey

Favorite Sports Team: The Red Sox, because they are the only team that matters

Favorite Food: Fig Jam and Goat Cheese on a piece of French Sourdough Bread with a leaf of ...something, I don't know what they used. It made me weak in the knees!

People I Most Admire: Your mom. What a dedicated worker! What stamina!

...Erm, and that Waldo chap, I guess. And maybe Cat Stevens, because he rocks. And Vash the Stampede.

LOVE AND PEACE!!

Quotations:

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. -Waldo (of the Ralph Emerson variety)


Morgan: Mr. President, it's time to go get candy.


"I want a nice boy who looks good in a skirt!"

"Well, you're not a typical woman."


If it was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
-Vanilla Ice