Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and
reads out Jack's last will and testament.

"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land,
and one million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my big Lexus
and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and
$250,000. And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted
that health is better than wealth, I leave my sun lamp."
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My face in the mirror
Isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty,
The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely
And so does my lawn.
I think I might never
Put my glasses back on.
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My daughter's eighth-grade history class planned a visit to our
nation's capital. Unfortunately, she was not greatly enthusiastic
about a trip that she considered too "educational" to be fun.

However, on their return, I was pleased to hear how she and her
classmates had been filled with awe and emotion as they gazed
at the Washington Monument.

"To think, Mom," she marveled. "We were standing right where
Forrest Gump stood."