Napoleon Dynamite

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Napoleon Dynamite

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Whatever I FEEL like I wanna do.. GOSH!!!

There's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. One of them wanted me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.

Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!

I'm not gonna use hers ya SICKO!

Do you think anyone's gonna want a roadhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?!

stay home and eat all the freakin' chips Kip!

Napoleon, don't be jealous cause I've been online chatting with hot babes all day!

I like her bangs.

I wish you'd go eat a decroded piece of crap!

You guys are retarded!!!

Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cagefighter." - Kip 'Since when Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time!'

"I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon."
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"I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up."

Kip hasn't done Flippin' anything all day!

I'll build her a cake or something.

Heck yes I did, what would you do in a situation like that?!!

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

[Kip typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate...

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

Favorite Quotes

sweeeeet!
Gross!!
ughh!
IDIOT!!!
Yesssss!
hello?
Luckyyy!
K-Bye!

Last week Japanese scientists explaced.. placed explosive detanators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water.

What the flip was grandma doing at the sand dunes?!!

Who wants to eat chiminy-changas next year?

Hey can I use your guyses phone for a second?

now imagine you're weightless.. in the middle of the ocean.. surrounded by tiny little seahorses.

What the heck are you even talking about?!!

"Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the goverment ?!!"

A liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal.. like a lion + tiger mixed.

Peace Out! - Kip

When I came home from school, my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I layed in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized it was my hair that was making my head so hot so I went into the kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see me. - PEDRO

She said she wants you to go home cause you're ruining all our lives and eating all our steak!

Come on Napoleon, give me some of your TOTS!

I told you I was in Alaska with my uncle, hunting wolverines!

You got like 3 feet of air that time.

Are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?

COOL Soundboard!

But my lips hurt real bad!!

Get off me you bodaggit!

Um, hello.. would you like to look like this?
Because for a limited time only glamour shots by Deb are 75% off

That's what I'm talkin' about! - Kip

..and here we have some boondoggle keychains - a must have for this fashion season.

Do the chickens have large talons?

Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home woven handy crafts.

Are you guys having a killer time?

"Deb pretty much hates me by now."
"Do you have anything to give her?"
"Not unless she likes fish."

Girls only want guys with great skills.

"I already made like infinity of those at scout camp."

A frickin' 12-gage what do you think??!!

I like your sleeves, they're real big.

Pedro offers you his protection.

I caught you a delicious bass.

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!!

Dang! You got shocks, pegs... Luckyyy! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would YOU do in a situation like that?

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