"Border" Country
Of Cabbages, Kings And Tolk Folk!

The Competitive Brigands & Whack-O's Of Games!

If Any One Of These Peeps Asks If Ya Wanna Buy
A "Cream Puff" Used Car That Their Grandmother
Only Drove To Church On Sundays...
Run Like Hell...LMAO!!!

Crown & Scepter

The Crown Is Heavy,
The Days Are Long...
OMG...Yawnnnnn!!!

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SuperWench

Martina...aka, "SuperWench"
The "Queen" Of Literati!
~~~Royal Waves To All~~~
Off With Their Heads...PLOBS!!!!

Cinder & Crazy "D"

"Cinder" & Big "D" (Dead Weight) OK, OK, OK!
How About Ya Kisssssss My Royal Ass In Macy's
Window DURING The Thankgiving Day Parade!

Chimp Screamer

Damnnnnnnnn...STFU!
One More Word Outta You,
And I'll SCREAM!
Yo' Momma...Chump Ass!!!!

Soccer

This is "Soccer"...aka, Jesse
A Very Smart, Sweet And Nice Guy!

Bean!

My Pal "AKD"!
So....Ya Don't Like The Hat???
And You're Gonna DO What About That, EH?
LMAO!!!

Noriejo & Kids

"Noriejo" And Her Girls!
A Kind, Great And Caring Lady!



Chimp Thinker

HUZZAHHHH!!!
Them Babies Are Callin' Mah Name!
Ummm...What Are They Again???
Oh Yeah...Hehe!!!


Halcy0nical

"Halcy0nical"...aka Mike
Our Computer Whiz Kid And
An All Around Good Doobie!

The Age Game!

This is for all those peeps who don't want to
"fess" up to their real age!

Ask that person to multiply the first number
of their age by 5 and give you the result.
Add 3 to that. Next, double that figure.
Then, he or she should add the second number
of their age to that and tell you what the
final figure is.
Deduct 6 from that figure and voila!
The bitch is snagged!!!
It works every time...Heeeehawww!!!

Marvelous Mervy

Marvelous Mervyyyyyy!!!
Now, If She Could Only Figure Out
If She Wants To Blow The Bagpipes,
Race Cars Or Join An OOMPAH Band.....lol!
Tschussssss...Mach's Gut, Ja?

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Silly Mage

"SillyMage"....aka Chris!!!
Silly Knows More Obscure
Shit Than Anyone Else
I've Ever Known...
Prolly Accounts For This Photo Being Hung
In All The Post Offices
Of This Great Land...
"Wanted For Lit Fraud"! LOL!!!

Silly Tile Mage

See How Cocky He Is Too!!!
They'll Get Ya Yet...
"The House Is Surrounded...
Come Out With Yer Kex Up & Yer Zyzzyva Muzzled!"









Annabellee

"It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee"!!!
...And you wanted me to do Whattt...for how Much???
LMAO...you go girl!!!

Humpy

This is Humperbum!!! Humpy is a great Lit Player...
Humpy also has a huge goiter on his neck!!!
Phil kinda reminds me of "Kint"...the gimp from
"The Usual Suspects" crossed with Buster Keaton
and Truman Capote...ZOWIE what a mix!!! LOL


Santa!!!

Poor Santa!!!
He Made The Mistake Of Comin Into Tolkien
On Christmas Eve...Bitches Took His Suit,
Dancer, Prancer & Vixen...Three Elves And
A Promissory Note For Any Rung In The 100!!!
Merry Motherfuckin' Christmas...LMAO!!!!


PrepHShot

Assholes, My FAVORITE Target!!! Ahhhhhhh...What A Relief!

SweetSimplicity

"SweetSimplicity"...aka, "QueenBea"
OH-OH! Another "Queen" Of Literati?
What???...Bite Me! Toodles, lol!!!

Idbeholda

Introducing..."Idbeholda"...aka, Erick
The Original Malcontent & Computer Nerd!
Resident Whiner, Shit Stirrer And
Wanna-be "King" Of Literati...LMAO!

AnchovyPizza & Joey

My Pal Anchovy...And Joeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Hey Ma...Get Yer Hand Off Mah Balls!
Dayummmm!!!!

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Pumpkin Butt!

Man, I Got Pumpkins Growin Out Mah Ass Here!!!
It Just Ain't Right...And Them Seeds Is A Bitch!!!

The Unknown Boobs!!!

Ahem...These Shall Henceforth Be Known As
"The Unknown Boobs Of Literati"...HMMMMMMM
(I Know But You Don't....Suffffah, LMAO!!

An Ocean Gal

This is AnOceanGal...Frequent Flyer Of The Year!
Suss...Stop Lookin At The Monitor...Duh!
Look At The Damned Camera, Sheesh!!!

Ok...So You're Under The BOOBS...And?
Go Get Ya Some Aspirin And A Cold Pack...LOL!

Enter a City or US Zip:

Since you already know what your
weather is, or is going to be,
wherever you live...I thought you
might like to know what the
weather is like in Antarctica today!
I've been wrong before...So?

Gentle Aphrodite

This Is "Gentle Aphrodite"...aka Adina!
A Woman Of Many Names And Many Talents...
Aphrodite Can Do More With A Valencia Orange
Than You've Ever Dreamed Of...Can't Ya Darlin?
LMFAO!!!!!!



Homicidal Blonde

Damnnn...This was "Homicidal Blonde"
Ya remember her?
She was picked up and booked fer violatin' the pooper
scooper laws & fer solicitin' cloned goats...LOL!!!

Sista! Sista!

This is mah old pal Sista...aka Renee!
Gone from the Windy City to Palm Trees
and Sunshine...We've played many a great
game together...Gimme dat rung bitch!
LMAO...Funny & Fun Sista!!!


Anagrammer Of The Week Award

Heyaa! Waassuppp...Ya, I wanna tank me muddah, me faddah, da judge and me parrole offisser...oh ya, tank U 2 4 playin wit me and lettin me steal UR rung! MUHAHAHA!!!!

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