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Ya Musta Been A Beautiful Babyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

(But...Baby Look At Ya Now...LOL!!!)

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Da Kid!

I'll bet ya can't guess who this is!!!
Check out that curl in the top lip...LOL!!!
Can ya believe I still have that lil dress...Wow!

Dad

This Is My Dad!
If he wasn't in da Army I wouldn't be here!!!
Only good thing he ever did...if ya ask me.
LOL!!!

Tess!!!

This Is Dad's Sister...My Aunt Tess!!!
The "Queen"...A Bitch For All Seasons!

Chris - 4 Years Old!

Four Years Old...What A Poser...LOL!!!

A Happy Face!!!

A Kid Can't Even Change In Peace...
Can't Ya See I Wanna Be Alone!!!

Ms. Europa!!!

We Go From Childhood Right Past The Gawk Stages!
I give you Ms. Europaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....LOL!!!
The young guy on the steps couldn't speak English...
I couldn't speak Italian...We settled on German!!
To this day I have no idea what he said...LMAO!!!

The Skater!!!

I Made It Into The Newspaper!!!
One of my favorite things is ice skating...
Pix of me speed skating, ice dancing, starting
and stopping with ice chips flying...and they pick
this one for the paper...go figure!!!!

The Graduate!!!

My High School Graduation Pic...
A Classic - 1964

Stoned!!!

Can You Say...Ummmmm...Stoned???

Chris - 31

Soooo...Like Why Are You Takin This Pic?
Must Be Da Bibs...LOL!!!

JoAnn & I

This Is What Happens When Ya
Drink Beer In Da Bronx...
Ya End Up Givin Everyone Da
High IQ Sign!!!

The Birthday Cake!!!

This Is The Infamous Birthday Cake...
The "Erotic Bakery" In NYC Made A Cake
To Look Like My Butt In My Black Shorts
When I Played Ball!!!
In The Photo Below...I Finally Get What It Is!!!
LMFAO!

I Finally Got It!!!

TJ & I

Nah...Nothin Shocks Me...LOL!!!

Chris - 38

In My Tux...A Pensive Mood!!!

On The St. Croix River!

Smokin' Like A Fiend...Can You Say Nervous?
Gettin' Ready To Canoe The St. Croix!!!

Josh & Sage's Wedding!

At Josh & Sage's Wedding...Lake Tahoe!!!

Noodles!

Say Hiya To Noodles!!!
I Love Dogs, Cats, Flowers & Teddy Bears!!!
Any Questions? I Thought Not...LOL!!!

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Da Kid!!

Stand up on da chair for the nice man!!!
Damn...I'm only little...how ya expect me
ta balance mahself...ok...I'll put out mah
arms & make pretend I'm flyin'!!! LOL!

Mom & Me - Berlin

This Is My Mom!!!
This was taken just before we left
Berlin to come to the States!
I don't look very happy about it at all!
LOL!!!

Chris - 3 Years Old!

This is me trampin' through Grandpa's
flower garden...good thing he loved me!!!
LOL!

Chris - 4 Years Old!!

There's That Curled Lip Again...LOL!!!
Get Outta Town!


A Happy Swimmer!!!

OK...I'm Happy Now...
Let's Eat!!!

The Beauty Contestant!!!

She Was Only Sixteen...Only Sixteen...LOL!
Mom & I on the Island of Sylt on The North Sea.
This was the night I was dragged onstage and
into a beauty contest to vie for the title of
Queen of Sylt...LMAO...I LOST!!!!!



The Rose!

Just Thought I'd Add A Splash Of Color
To All This Glorious Black & White...LOL!!!


The Look Of Vidal!!!

The Original Vidal Sassoon Do!!! LOL
It's the cut that made him famous...
In the 60's they actually made "Guiche"
glue so those thingys stuck to the sides
of yer face...hurt when ya chewed gum
but hey...anything fer beauty...GAWD!!!

Chris - 27

The International Drivers License Pic...
Check out the "Shag" Do...LOL!!!

Bo & I

The Real Love Of My Life...
Mr. Bo Jangles...LOL!!!

The Horns!!!

Can Someone Tell Me How I Got This Way???

Pizzzaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Look At Me Stuff Dat Pizza Into Mah Big Trap...LOL!!!

The First Baseman!!!

The Home Run Hitter!!!

Two Things I Loved To Do...
Play First Base & Hit Home Runs...LOL!!!

She's Really Serious!!!

Seeeeee...I Really Can Be Serious...LMAO!!!

Disney World!

Damn...Why Ya Wanna Bother Me Now?
Can't Ya See I'm Busy Watchin Da
Mickey & Minnie Parade Down Main Street...
Dumb Bitch...LOL!!!

Chris - 40

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Maria & I

How Do You Solve A Problem Named Maria???
You Get Her To Marry Someone Else...LOL!!!

Nicole's Wedding!!!

A Beautiful Night...Nicole & Alex's Wedding!!!

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The Berlin Zoo!!!

Yup...They Are Real!!!
The Lion Cubs & I At The Berlin Zoo...
To Be This Close To These "Cats" Was
A Thrill I Won't Forget...What A Feeling!!!

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