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Hand Me That Sun Screen Myrtle...
My Kneecaps Are Burnin'Up!!!

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Strange Family Ties!!!

Dear Sons...I'm Writing This Note To Let You Know That During The Blizzard Of 1888...LOL!!!

Snow Art?

Damn...When I Was A Kid We Made A Snow Man With
A Carrot & A Corn Cob Pipe...Hmmmmm...Nevermind, LOL!!!

And I'm The Avon Lady!

A Girl's Gotta Do What A Girl's Gotta Do!!!

I Was In The Neighborhood!!!

Hi...I'm Your New Neighbor...Can You Spare A Cup Of Sugar & Two Or Three Small Pets?

And The Beer Is Where?

Got A Light Bimbo?

The Milkmaid Game!!!

When I Was A Kid We Played Doctor & Nurse...LOL!!!

I'm Drunk...And???

Ok...I'm Drunk As A Skunk, HeHeHe...And?
I Swear Ta God Blanche, Next Week
I'll Go Ta AA!
Leave Me Be Ya Squirrel Breathed Shrew!!!

LMFAO!!!

Hi Honey...Did You Buy The Sandwiches???
Oh Noooo...It Wasn't ME!
I Don't Know How It Got There!!!

Popeye On Social Security!

Weigh Anchor Matey...I'm Lookin For My Dinghy!!!

The Mouse Brothers!

Not That Mouse Ya Dummy!!!!

Pay The Man!!!

Pay Him Bert...Give Up The Other Leg...
It's Useless To Me As It Is Anyway!!!

A New Message!

Here Are Your Messages Governor!!!

The Boy Next Door!

Hi...My Name Is "Shit For Brains"...I Called Earlier
About The Sceptic Tank Cleaners Job...

What Treaty?

Yeah...I Got Ya Treaty Right Here Funky White Boy!!!

LMAO!!!

So That's Where He Hides Em...LMAO!!!


Planet Of The Apes!!!

OMG...Michael...I Know How Much You Loved
"Planet Of The Apes" Butttttttttt...This
Is Gettin' Ridiculous!!!

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Martha Stewart Crafts!!!

Hello Everyone!
I'm Martha Stewart & I Have A New Craft Project I'd Like To Share With You!
If You Ever Find Yourself "Trapped" Indoors
For Whatever Reason...This Will Pass
The Time & Be Usefull Too...Ready?

How To Make Bedroom Slippers Out Of Maxi Pads:
(You'll need four maxis' to make a pair)

Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the
bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire; Silk Flowers,
Easter Egg Cut-Outs, Little Red Hearts, etc.

Features Of My "Pad About Slippers"
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature
* Keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable. Environmentally safe!
* Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light Day and
Get Out The Sand Bags For Inclement Weather!!!

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