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The Bottom Feeders

Festus...The BF Mascot

The Definitive BF: Is the type you try to
scrape off the bottom of your shoe but,
just like old manure, the stench keeps hangin' on!

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The BF Theme Song: Clickity Click Right Here!

Good Gawd...An Alien Casting Call!

The Bozo Look-A-Like, The Plasticized Barbie Reject
And The Dwarf Inbred, JipJaw!

The wanna-be "Icon" with the
Napoleonic (Short Assed Dictator) Complex
who knows he's nothing but a hang-nail
on the outer edge of irrelevance!




Tug Boat Tommy...Annie's Son!

Too much sun, too much beer and
not one original thought...
What a delightful combination.

This rope-a-dope sits in chat and still pretends to be such a nice guy. He agrees with those he knows to be liars, since some of the lies they speak involve him...
And he says NOTHING! What a punk!

The most amusing thing about Thugh Wad is its voice.
It sounds like a Betsy-Wetsy Doll on helium!

Nice Caps Thugh...A Mister Ed Creation?




Quad...The Double Wide!

Nice wedding ya had there Quad...Where was that again,
the VFW basement, right?
I heard you spent your wedding night
on-line in chat...
ya just couldn't wait to run home and
put yer pix up so ya could prove someone
would actually be dumb enough to marry ya. I thought romances were supposed to be May to December...your marriage lasted from September to March...and then he was gone! Too bad you'll never stop to think of why your life has happened the way it has...Tsk!
Why am I not surprised...LOL.

They wait, and they wait and they wait!

Mexie's New Look...Ain't it a shame?

Gettin' A Bit Thick Around The Middle Mexi?
Well take a gander southward...it's
thunderin' around yer thighs too!
Love the pigeon-toed
bow legged pose...
which horse was that from again?




Canu & The Big Dick Theory!

Canuhandleit? Yes...but who would want to? How's the suicide hotline runnin' Canu? Are all the married men you cyber still droppin' like flies cause they can't get enough of ya?
Why don't you just break open
another bottle of beer on your front tooth
and keep dreamin'! LMFAO!!!






The Sign On The Door Of MC & C!

Their Pet - Millie The Mule!

Mules are such happy creatures, aren't they?
Stubborn, mean and inexplicably dumb.
That's why the mule is so closely
related to
The Bottom Feeders.
They all have the same characteristics!



EZ Erica! The Needy One.

There's always room for one more piece of Dreck!
This one knows absolutely nothing but has plenty to say...as always. She believes it is the mark of intelligence to squawk about subjects and people
she has no first hand knowledge of.

Ahhhh yes...the story book. Isn't that the one in which I lost my web site? Funny it's still here isn't it?
Same site, same address,same pages and the same pix minus a few dregs, of course.
Don't you feel right at home again?
Ya see chumps...this is how it is...when I get tired of lookin' at your dumb faces, I'll head ya up and move ya out...just like I did before and just like the herd of red-necked, has been,
sway backed bovines you'll always be.

I wrote the prologue on all of you and you can be sure I will also write the epilogue.
As a matter of fact, I feel mah fingers gettin' a bit itchy just lookin' at you losers...LMFAO!

BF Alert!

Venomous Arachnid Alert...Beware!