"Border" Country
On-Line Friends, Characters And Weird Stuff!

Noodles!!!



Hiya...My Name Is Noodles!
I'll Take Da Oath...This Is All True!
It's Da Whole Truth & Nothin' But Da Truth!

All Whick-A-Whacks In Here...Believe Dat!!!

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Tazzie!

This Is Tazzie Shedevil!!!

The Light In My Heart!



I Shall Remember...Always!



Bullseye!

The "Taz"manian Devil!
Bullseye Baby!!!!




Bad Day, Huh?

Dass True!!! We Purr, Bubble, Glow & Fluff!
BTW...WE NEVER BITCH!!!

Tee

This Is Mah Pal "Tee"
Tee Loves Three Letter Words...
Like SUB, DOM, SEX & CUM NOW!!!
Bless Ya Tee...LOL!


A Peachy Puzzle!

When Was The Last Time You Had This
Many Butts In Front Of Ya? Uh-Huh...
Butttt...Which One Is Da Damned PEACH???
LMAO!!!

Pat

This is NJChamp...aka Pat!
Pat Is A Rare Breed In Chat...Never Insulting,
Always A Gentleman And Ever A Good Friend.
Champy Is One Of My Favorite Peeps From M&C!


Hubby!

This Is Hubby...Da Hubster Man!
Resident Chat Meister, Computer Wizard
And Outrageous Flirt....You Bad Boy!!!

Ruby

The Original Hoochie Mama!!!
The One...The Only..."Rubyred"!
My, My, Myyyyy Delilah, LMAO!!!






Sleeping Mermaid

Wake Me When You Get All
The A/S/L Stats!
Cyber-Bation Makes A Girl
Soooooooo Tired!!!
So Many PM's...So Little Time!


Total

I Give You...The "Total Package"!
She Da Atlanta Bomb...
With A Voice That Won't Quit,
A Brain That Fires Rockets,
And A Rap That Will Nail
Your Dumb Ass Down!


Mr. Patience!

I Got Just What Ya Need Baby...
WoooHoooo, Sugar Daddy Is Readyyyy!!!




Chuckie!

This Is Mechanic...aka Charles!
Chuckie Baby...Ya Finally Got Wise, HEH!
Bravo!!!!!

MJ & SJ

Meet MJ & SJ...aka as Mike & Sherry!!!
MJ Loves Beer, Beer, Beer...
SJ Loves MJ...LOL!
Da Rams Still SUCK!!!



White Angel

Say Hiya To WhiteAngel...
She & "Hubby" Are Bookends!
I Think That Means Married, LOL.
But This Angel Can Flirt With The Best...
WooHoooooooo!!!!!

Hot Dog!

Ohhh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener...
That is what I'd truly like to bee-ee-ee...
Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener...
Everyone would be in love with meeeeee!!!
LOL...What a Cutie!!!

Madison Leigh? LMAO

Our "Southern Badgirl"...aka "Madison Leigh"
Damn Girl...You Got More Fake Pix Than Elvis
Has Impersonators...Shazzaayummmm, LOL!!!

Jo Jo!

This Is Southern Belle Dixie Style...aka Jo Jo!
Jo Jo Is The Room Philanthropist...Last Year She
Fed Ethiopia With Them Thar JUGS And This Year
She's Gonna Lend Her Efforts To Help Stamp Out
Calcium Deficient Inbreeders In Appalachia...LOL!
WTG JO JO!!!!!


Bugs!

Ehhhhh....What's Up Doc?
Hey Bud...Here's Da Ransom!
Ya Said Ya'd Let Mah Sis Go Fer 99 Carrots...
Will Ya Settle Fer 25??



The Big Red Truck!

Meet Peete...aka Pete?
Peete Used Ta Drive A Big Red Truck!
Now He's Got A '71 Pinto With A
Leaky Tank & 2 Donut Tires!!!

The Tits & Ass Gal Herself!!!

The BBW Lady Herself...Margaritaville!!!
WoooooHoooo...Remember The "LederHosen"?
LMAO!!!

The Wing Ding Boy!

Meet Cayden...aka "Huck"
Him & His Wing Dings...Yikes!!!

The "Bama" Kid!!!

This Is BabycakesBama...aka Baaama!
A Real Nice Lady...And Fun Too!!!

Sweet Brandy!

This Is SweetBrandy...aka Brandy!
Always A Sweety Pie In Chat!!!

Ms Connie D

This Is Miss Connie D!!!
That Silky Voice Threw Me...
"If I Were Any Better, I'd Be Illegal!"
Hmmmm...Must Be Some Kinda
Legal Loophole Out There
We Can Nail Her On...LMAO!!!


No Trespassing!

This Is The "Welcome" Sign Outside
Of "Madison Leigh's" House!!!
Now That's What I Call...
Southern Hospitality!!! LOL

Bang!

Meet Bang U Blu!!!
Bang Has Cybered His Way Through
All Of Manitoba & Saskatchewan...
Be On Da Lookout...LOL
He's Workin His Way Toward The States!!!




Two Pretty Eyes - Hubby - Plz

This is Two Pretty Eyes, Hubby & Plz!!!
Nice Book Ends Ya Got There Hubbbbs!!!!!



Orb & The Wolfman!!!

Orbie & The Wolfmannnnnn!!!

Fyre!!!

Meet Fyre & Ice!
Fyre is a real sweety...
Always a pleasure to chat with!!!



The Flinty One!

Meet Flintmann...What Can I Say
Flinty One...I Feel Your Pain, LMAO!!!

BB

This Is BarebackGirl...aka BB!
What Ya Want From Me...I Had Trouble
Following Those Dots Too...LOL!!!

GREEN!!!!

Meet GreenMercedes...LMFAO!
Just When Ya Thought It Was Safe...
She Puts Up A Nice New "GREEN" Pic!
Dayummmmm Woman....LOL!!!


M&C Girls!!!

When You Frequent "Adult" Chat Rooms, You Always Wonder
Who People Really Are & What They Actually Look Like...
We've Finally Decided That Most Of Those Attention Seeking,
Sex Starved & Sultry Voiced Females From Chat Must Really Look Like This...LMAO!!!

(A Very Special Person Passed This Photo On To Me, And I Thank Her For It!)




Hi! My name is Dickie Boy!



This One Is My "Find"!
(Actually Given To Me By A Guy From Games...This Is His Profile Pic...LMAO!)
In Chat, You Also Get A Bit Curious About All The Guys!
If You Watch Their "Rap", You'll Discover That Most Of
Them Act As Though They're About "Dickie Boys" Age
And Imagine Their Cyber "Wonder Wands" To Be
Just About This Size...
Give Or Take A Few Yahoo! Centimeters...
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...LOL!!!