Natey always wants to flying tackle me & beat me down so hear is a pic of me turning around & getting a face full of Nate in the cold dirty Altlantic at OC! 
I dunno what this critter is but I am scared too !!! 
The Rev. Brad, Vanilla Ice, Adam F.
Ice Ice this shit bitch ! GRRRR !
The Bottle Incident ...
One night while my friends & I were hanging out at a local friendly drinking establishment
a girl who will be known from here on as Rosa to protect her husband stopped in to hang
out with us. After we all got toasted (those damn Irish Car Bombs!) Rosa (who drank nothing with spirits) goes outside
with us & keeps talkin about how wild & sexual she was but we figured she was all talk so
Pedro (name changed) dares her to prove it hopeing she'd finaly shut the fuck up. So then Rosa takes Raul's (name changed) empty Arrogant Bastard bottle -
which is a huge liter plus bottle with a picture of Satan on it - jump on on the trunk of
her car - pulled off her pants & hid the bottle in her most intimate of no no spots . I will never forget that
" SHUNK " sound . Then she leaned back & started goin to town with this thing with thrusts
& moans & screams of big beer bottle ecstasy! Raul still has this bottle
- it still has smudge marks . Smudge marks can measure the extent of actual penatration - which is alarming !
I think it would have been cool as shit if the bottle was still sealed & she opened it with her cooter & emptied it in there - chug chug ! 
I get some fan mail:
XXXXXXX: fucker
AdamF6x6x6x: ??? what i do ???
XXXXXXX: oh you know
XXXXXXX: see? your a fucker. you know it
XXXXXXX: faggot snowman
..... ?! FAGGOT SNOWMAN ?! .... I stepped away & when I came back some guy from africa had sent me these nice words - when I came back he'd signed off.
hellow bro hi
survivor78_3@hotmail.com says:
hey you why are queit?
survivor78_3@hotmail.com says:
Did fear me?
survivor78_3@hotmail.com says:
hey american you make me fun!
survivor78_3@hotmail.com says:
fuck you why do you wast my time?
survivor78_3@hotmail.com says:
please if you dont talk with you may say fuck you beach
AdamF6x6x6x says:
hello ?
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