Q Do you have any goals?
A I simply want to enjoy life.
Q You are into hardcore & stuff like that - Are you a straight-edge xxx christian vegan or white power then ?
A I am not a racsist in any sense even though guys like Eminem & Ted Nugent make me ashamed of being white sometimes & I am not straightedge (now) far from christian & am not vegan. This , however, does not mean I am a drug addict liveing on a stoopid Fatkin's diet pretending to be black sacrificeing virgins to Satan. Well, the last part maybe ...
Q How big are the holes in your ears?
A Presently 1/2 inch
Q Did the tattoos/pierceings hurt?
A Hell yeah !
Q Then Why do it?
A I like the way it looks. Physical pain is temporary.
Q What look are you going for? What are you trying to be?
A I do not label myself or try to be an individual as a predesigned stereo type.
Q Did I see you at local shows in a mask?
A I was wearing a mask-you couldnt see me! I got a thing for masks.
Q Are you gay?
A No - Sorry guys-I eat pussy-Yummy!
Q What does B&STB stand for?
A Big & Sexy Taint Bunny. Thanx to Carly & Josh for that one.
Q What's that thing you guys are doin with your hands?
A The shocker-2 in the pink 1 in the stink!
Q What's with all the jokes bout your mom? I am sure she is is a nice sweet normal lady.
A Did your mother ever have to be sedated & brought out of a padded cell to see her kids? No? Then I envy you.
Q What the fuck is wrong with you?
A Very bad things happen to little kids that effect them deeply. These kids become adults. It's that simple!
Q You took Japanese classes-Can I talk to you in Japanese?
A You can but I will understand only a few words you say-I need more classes!
Q Can I meet you?
A Maybe...I go to concerts n shows which are listed on the site. If you see me say hi.
Q Will you visit me?
A Yes - I get this question alot. Maybe if you pay my airfair & promise not to make a pie outta me no matter how tasty I may be!
Q What are your political veiws?
A I am pro-choice, support capitol punishment, oppose censorship. I like guns & we have a right to them but be responsible & keep them away from kids & register them. I support our troops but not the pointless war. People should need a permit to breed.
Q What are your religiouse views?
A The Vatican & N.a.m.b.l.a. are the same thing, church & state must be kept very seperate-like creationism has no place in an institute of learning-it's just silly! The ressurection was a hoax. Need I say I am an atheist?
Q I hate you-I wanna kick yo ass.
A Bring it
Q Can I fill your yam bag with Co-Co-Puffs & beat it with a stick like a salami flavored piniata till it bursts?
A How many co-co puffs are we talkin bout ?
Q Do you know there is a spelling error on your site?
A There's a few-You wanna come over & spell check for me?
Q Why arent you straight edge anymore?
A Straight edge is great & there is nothin wrong with it. I was never like the guys who are so extreme bout it they remind me of crazy street preachers outside an un-planned parenthood.
Besides-I won't try anything nasty & I haven't woken up in a barn surronded by pigs with milk moustaches yet. The pigs are waiting for that night.
Q What's with the bunnies?
A Bunnies make me happy. I have had 4 so far.
Q Did I see you wearing glasses?
A Probably. A little near sighted in 1 eye, a little far sighted in the other. Side effect of a childhood injury. Better then being blind!
Q Have you been stung by your scorpions yet ?
A No , but this answer may change ... the pinchers are very strong & I worry more about those.
Q Why the fuck do you have fuckin scorpions ?!
A Why do you have ... well - whatever you have ? & I am talkin pets here - not herpes !
Q In high school you were all about the USMC. What happened?
A Scince I was a kid my goal was to become a Marine but the Dr.s shot me down. USMC is picky.
Q Why did you quit ECW ?
A Long story short: The owner at the time & I did not agree on a few things. I trained for a very short time-no matches on tv-nuthin special. I just wanna jump off realy high things & break shit!
Q Why don't you drive?
A It could be that I can't focus on one thing long enough to get around to it or a crippleing irrational fear of driveing. Either way I get to everyplace I need to be.
Q What kind of camera do you use?
A I use a Cannon sure shot80 tele, a crappy Logitech Express web cam, & an LG Camera phone.
Q What's with your dental thing?
A I get my fillings done without novacain. Told ya I have a high tolerance for pain. I won't do that with an extraction though - thatd be just sick! |
