This page last updated January 18, 2001 by Lloyd Johnson.
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You can bet that there will be somebody else at the party wearing the same outfit, nothing.
You never have a pocket to keep things in, unless you are a marsupial.
Becoming a nudist means you will never walk again. You will parade, prance and gallivant, but you will not walk.
If you think you will get an all over tan, you are not entirely correct. Often nudists get "winkies." "Winkies" are when you get these white, crescent shaped, untanned areas under your butt cheeks. When a nudist with "winkies" is walking away from you, you will see the white crescent winking at you. Women also get "winkies" under their breasts. You may find a nudist sunning in a strange position, butt in the air or hanging upside down, and now you know why.