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Please?</B></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=370 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Holy Rockin' Lists</div> <div> The Bible's full of cataloguing, and the First Church intends to call and raise the Good Book on that count. This month, the Rev and his congregation ponder songs that rearranged their insides and brought 'em closer to rock and roll glory. You got something to add, send it our way at <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#0000FF" FACE="Times New Roman" ><A HREF="mailto:sloopage@hotmail.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:sloopage@hotmail.com"><U><U>sloopage@hotmail.com</U></U></A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <U> <a href="http://www.commission-junction.com/track/track.dll?AID=168022&PID=696586&URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehalf%2Ecom%2Fproducts%2Fmusic%2Findex%2Ecfm" target="_top"> <img src="http://www.commission-junction.com/banners/tracker.exe?PID=696586&AID=168022&banner=168022%2Egif" width="468" height="60" alt="Half.com: buy/sell used books, music, movies,games" border="0"></a>  </U></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Rockers You'd Hitch Your Spawn To</B><B> <A NAME="spawn"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B></div> <bR> <div>      We were once warned we shouldn't let lechers like the Stones date our daughters (OK--they were right about the Stones, just for the wrong reasons). However, there are a lot of rock and rollers who just might jolt the fruit of your loins into exciting growth. If you were in the position, to whom would you give your blessing?</div> <bR> <div> <B>The Reverend Coomers</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Daughters</B></div> <div> <I>Angus Young</I>-- consistent, stable, a snappy dresser, able to please</div> <div> <I>Bob Forrest</I>--it'd be like marrying someone just like Dad</div> <div> <I>Mick Collins</I>--likes a good party, has inspired bad taste, not prone to ruts</div> <div> <I>John Prine</I>--OK, nothing like a January-December romance, plus he's already married, but,</div> <div>                      by God, the fucker's wise and gentle and funny</div> <div> <I>Yusuke Chiba (Thee Michelle Gun Elephant)</I>--does not appear safe</div> <bR> <div> <B>Sons</B></div> <div> <I>Rachel Nagy (Detroit Cobras)</I>--likes a good party, voice good for the old flagpole</div> <div> <I>Shirley Manson</I>--thrills, chills, and spills guaranteed</div> <div> <I>Polystyrene</I>--gotta find her first</div> <div> <I>Donna Gaines </I>(author of <I>Teenage Wasteland</I>)--January-September here, but she's got heart</div> <div> Any of <I>Thee Headcoatees</I>!</div> <bR> <div> <B>manthon of </B><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Times New Roman" ><A HREF="http://www.therawk.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.therawk.com"><U><I><B>the rawk</B></I></U></A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> hmmm...that's a tough one since i don't plan on having no rug rats but if i did...</div> <bR> <div> daughters only get<B> ian mackaye</B> cuz i ain't gotta worry about a thing. </div> <bR> <div> son's get their choice of the lot!! <B>a donna (or two)</B>, <B>pink</B>, <B>gwen</B>,<B> britney</B>...it doesn't matter. isn't that the male way?? forbid the daughter and cheer on the son??</div> <bR> <div> hell...i wouldn't even care if my son was hooked up with <B>rufus wainwright</B> or my daughter with britney (uhhh...that's getting kinda sick...).</div> <bR> <div> i wouldn't wanna watch though... </div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="id45.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="List Archive"><U><B>(Click here to visit our List Archive)</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>INDEX:</B></div> <div> <A HREF="id45_2001.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="List Archive"><U><B>*Inspirational Discs of the Year 2001</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id45_poker_party.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="List Archive"><U><B>*Rock and Roll Poker Party of Your Dreams</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id45_worn_out.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="List Archive"><U><B>*Records We've Worn Out</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id45_life_changers.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="List Archive"><U><B>*Songs that Changed Our Lives</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id45_best_of_2000.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="List Archive"><U><B>*Inspirational Discs of the Year 2000</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id45_funniest.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="List Archive"><U><B>*Funniest Records in Rock and Roll History</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>