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Grand Master: Hugh Mungus
Double Grand Master: Questionable Gender
Religious Advisor: Barely Manbelow
Hash Cash: Geni Talia
Hare Razor: Head Queen
And the newly appointed:
Supreme Kunt: Turdle The Supreme Kunt, along with being a Supreme Bimbo, has the responsibility of resolving any contested Hash Crimes on the spot. Judge and Jury, if you will... Congratulations and welcome to the Inner Scrotum of the EH3.
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The editor, Hugh Mungus
