Gold Rush 2000 the Arrival

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Soup Nazi did a fine job with the food. I appreciated having some of the odder items (soy milk, tofu pate, dry cereal) over pancakes that are always a challenge for a hungry, overhung crowd. For next year I'd recommend bringing out all new, never been used gold rocks, with a logo or something to distinguish them.</div> <div> And no conflicts on the schedule. Avoid weddings, etc. OK, we get screwed with Scandia, but aside from that. </div> <div> BBQ salmon is great--can I have Barely's? </div> <div> Suggestion for next year: </div> <div> It was ver nice having the option of paying a reduced fee to stay over just one night. </div> <div> Make buying the T-shirt an option. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> <I><B>Sasquatch</B></I></div> <bR> <div> I guess what they say is true, imitation is the</div> <div> grandest form of flattery. It's refreshing to see</div> <div> the Ewegene hash copy forms of hashing that</div> <div> started with OH3.</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Lips</B></I></div> <bR> <div> Did anyone else notice how peacefully quiet it was on Sunday morning. You</div> <div> could even hear the birds chirping and the ripples of the lake with Head</div> <div> Queen hung over. Rock Hard even seemed amazed by the new quiet, pathetic</div> <div> Head Queen who didn't remember throwing yours truly into the lake. Of</div> <div> course, which I did not deserve. A pic would have been lovely, but I'm</div> <div> empty handed. There may still be drool stains on Rock Hard's shirt though.</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Mossy Grotto</B></I></div> <bR> <div> My favorite memory of GR2K:</div> <bR> <div> When the Hash Snitch (Jello Butt) called my new boyfriend (who has never </div> <div> been to a hash event) that "hippy weather man".</div> <bR> <div> Also:</div> <div> When Jello asked Mossy "what ELSE she did to have such a good time at Gold </div> <div> Rush"...</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>C-fold</B></I></div> <bR> <div> Haven't you already heard my thoughts? </div> <bR> <div> Oh, formally, well . . .</div> <bR> <div> Fond memories of Barry naked and wet next to the flames, laughing that none of us dry, clothed, folks could get that close. I liked the mass moon for goose bumps at the end. I hope they spend long hours figuring out whose butt is whose.</div> <bR> <div> Loved having both camp sites. Cheers to the soup nazi. The chicken and pancakes were especially good.</div> <bR> <div> The internet site was beautiful, and down loading the</div> <div> form was very convenient.</div> <bR> <div> Suggestion for next year: MORE GOLD!! As gold rush gets bigger, we need to spread the wealth. I liked that we waited at the beer check until the goldless</div> <div> got going, etc. If we hadn't, Hugh might have found double digit gold and I might have had to hear him boast about it after he played Santa, giving it all away.</div> <div> Yours truly,</div> <div> <I><B>Geni Talia</B></I></div> <bR> <bR> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> There is a fog, heavy, a bright warm light in the distance. My eyes...can't</div> <div> seem to open them. Why doesn't my body obey my thoughts? Hashers all around,</div> <div> Stinky's voice stands out, "Hey Flaco, stand the fuck up". He moves on.</div> <div> Horny is there too. Her fingers move through my hair. It feels good. Then</div> <div> the stomach convulses once again and the warm acidic contents within pour</div> <div> strongly up my throat and fill my mouth before spilling into the clean white</div> <div> sand beside me. There are others nearby. Discussion seems to involve various</div> <div> methods of transportation of my body to the tent. Someone, maybe with</div> <div> medical knowledge, suggests carrying me. This is rejected outright. Finally,</div> <div> I am lifted from the stained sand and my arms wrapped around two strong</div> <div> shoulders. Moments later I am poured into the tent. I dream of the missed</div> <div> opportunity for love making on the beach by the fire. Maybe someone else</div> <div> took advantage after we were gone. I hope they were careful where they sat.</div> <bR> <div> Oh yes, I remember Gold Rush. I remember it all too well. Can't wait for</div> <div> next year.</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Nutcutter</B></I></div> <bR> <div> I actually found a gold nugget this time!</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>wet spots</B></I></div> <bR> <div> Ordinarily I bunch, but when camping I typically fold.</div> <bR> <div> <I><B>Squats 2 P</B></I></div> <bR> <div> Dear Hugh,</div> <bR> <div> As one of only two canucks present for your Gala event I thoroughly enjoyed</div> <div> myself and hopefully will try to bring more canucks next year. My low point of</div> <div> the weekend was loosing a game of washers (with Sofa King as my partner) to</div> <div> Buffwheat and Dr. Didalittle. Sort of a Canada vs the USA match. We showed alot</div> <div> of heart but in the end lost of the last toss. I enjoyed the singing, looking</div> <div> for gold nuggets, and meeting the girls (who had to clue me into why they are</div> <div> called the girls, so I was a tad embarrassed). As it turns out, I also enjoyed</div> <div> jamming my finger playing beach football only to return home and get it x-ray'd</div> <div> and find out it was really broken. And there was no flag on the play either! It</div> <div> was clearly pass interference on Head Queens part. I recall a lost Stink Finger</div> <div> on Saturday night trying to find his tent and mumbling something a 'bimbo' he</div> <div> was lying on the beach with gazing at the stars. I also recall nudity, lots of</div> <div> it.</div> <bR> <div> Thats about it.</div> <bR> <div> Thanks Again,</div> <div> On On</div> <div> <I><B>Lizard.</B></I></div> <bR> <div> P.S. Fold.</div> <div> P.S.S. Got on at exit 69 at the Sea-Tac Airport on the way home.</div> <div> P.S.S.S. Should have some photo's to follow.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 298 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0ee5e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Blacky guarding the Sacred Vessel</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0f65e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Where's Squats to Pee and the fucking beer?</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 375 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0f85e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Horny and Nutty trying to put their tent together.</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="398"><div> <IMG SRC="0f9075e0.jpg" border=0 width="263" height="350" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Horny Toad and Nutcutter successful.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 375 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0fb5e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Munching on Big Macs</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0fc075e0.jpg" border=0 width="263" height="350" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Gopher thinking and Dr. Didalittle imbibing.</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 375 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0fe5e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Wet Spots roasting a Stinky's weeny. </div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="398"><div> <IMG SRC="0ff075e0.jpg" border=0 width="263" height="350" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> The Weeny.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 298 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1015e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Soup Nazi and his empire</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1035e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Steel Balls </div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 307 WIDTH="398"><div> <IMG SRC="1055e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div>  T-shirts, modeled by the sister-brother act of Centerfold and Pubic Defender. Accompanied by Tri Anything.</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1075e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Didalittle and Tri trying to balance the books.</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 375 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="108075e0.jpg" border=0 width="263" height="350" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> The designer T-shirt, courtesy of graphic artist Shiggy.</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="10a5e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> The elusive Coco Roo and Head Chef, Soup Nazi.</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 375 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="10c5e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Crescent Lake Summit Meeting</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="398"><div> <IMG SRC="10d075e0.jpg" border=0 width="263" height="350" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> EH3er Sperm Bank holding a deposit.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 310 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="10e5e0a0.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="266" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Juan Night Stand and Stink Finger </div> <div> (photo courtesy of JNS) </div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="10f5e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Singed Sack speaking the gospel to Rock Hard</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 298 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1105e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Hugh, PBS and her Down Down</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1125e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> The Oregon Hash and their Down Downs.</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 298 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1135e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Skinny Bitch receiving Sacrament from Hugh Mungus</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1145e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Squats to Pee addressing his punishment...</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 375 ><NOBR><bR> <div> <IMG SRC="1155e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Singed Sack from Seattle</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="398"><div> <IMG SRC="116075e0.jpg" border=0 width="263" height="350" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> FC from Seattle and his Down Down.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 326 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1185e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Sweet Chariots, coming for to carry me home...</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="398"><div> <IMG SRC="11a5e070.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="263" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Things are slowing down for Wet Spots, Thorny Ass, Mr. Cream Jeans and soon to be Ball and Chained Burnt Lips.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 298 WIDTH="398"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="298" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="398" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="398"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="298" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="398" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>