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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" height=95 BGCOLOR="#999999" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><B>Eugene Hash House Harriers</B></FONT><B>     </B><B>|     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Eugene Hash House Harriers"><U><B>home</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id88.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="A Wee Bit Of History"><U>A Wee Bit Of History</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id87.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" Mission"><U> Mission</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="2002 Calendar"><U>2002 Calendar</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id162.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="2001 Calendar"><U>2001 Calendar</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="2000 Calendar"><U>2000 Calendar</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Us"><U>Contact Us</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Related Links"><U>Related Links</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id30.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Pics of the Motly Crew"><U>The Pics of the Motly Crew</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Gold Rush 2001!!! "><U>Gold Rush 2001!!!  </U></A>   |   <A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="More Hash Crimes!!!"><U>More Hash Crimes!!!</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id34.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Gold Rush 2000 the Arrival"><U>Gold Rush 2000 the Arrival</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id35.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Gold Rush 2000 Day Two"><U>Gold Rush 2000 Day Two</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id36.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Gold Rush 2000 Gold Rush "><U>Gold Rush 2000 Gold Rush </U></A>   |   <A HREF="id37.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Gold Rush 2000 Head Queen Gallery"><U>Gold Rush 2000 Head Queen Gallery</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id38.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="You Pick The Caption Contest!!!"><U>You Pick The Caption Contest!!!</U></A>   |   <B>Songs </B>   |   <A HREF="id41.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Oddly Enough"><U>Oddly Enough</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id42.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="New Hash Photos 4.9.01"><U>New Hash Photos 4.9.01</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id51.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="10 Years Running Hash! Photos"><U>10 Years Running Hash! Photos</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id74.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="10 Years Running Part 2"><U>10 Years Running Part 2</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id89.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="10 Years Running! Photos Part 3"><U>10 Years Running! Photos Part 3</U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=385 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Songs </div> <div> <B>EH3 Backslider Song By Phillup MyCracken</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="1011" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 634 WIDTH="496"><bR> <div> <B>EH3 Backslider Song </B></div> <div> By Phillup MyCracken</div> <bR> <div> You Backsliding Mother-fucker</div> <div> Where the Fuck were You….</div> <div> While we all were drinking</div> <div> Since we're hashers through and through.</div> <bR> <div> The Laggers and the FRB's,</div> <div> and the bimbos too…..</div> <bR> <div> Were on the trail for flour</div> <div> So where the fuck were you!?!?</div> <bR> <div> Over the hills, cross the tracks</div> <div> Through the shiggy Thick (“Through the shiggy Mean” for females)</div> <bR> <div> We were on the trail for hours</div> <div> While you wanked your little prick. (“While you flicked your little bean”- females)</div> <bR> <div> You lazy motherfucker</div> <div> Tongue my dumper brown</div> <bR> <div> It's always great to see ya </div> <div> So drink it, drink it, DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN…….. </div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><bR> <div> <B>A Song For The Hares</B></div> <div> By Lube Job</div> <bR> <div> RA: What did ya think of the trail?</div> <bR> <div> Hounds: Shitty!</div> <bR> <div> RA: How do you spell it?</div> <bR> <div> (To the tune of Mickey Mouse)</div> <bR> <div> S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L,</div> <bR> <div> Shitty trail, it was fucked!</div> <bR> <div> Shitty trail, it totally sucked,</div> <bR> <div> The mother fucker(s) laid a shitty trail,</div> <bR> <div> I would rather drink a beer than Hash your shitty trail,</div> <bR> <div> S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L,</div> <bR> <div> Drink it down, Drink it down</div> <bR> <div> Drink it, drink it ,drink it, drink it down!</div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 294 WIDTH="496"><bR> <div> <B>Give Me A Breather</B></div> <div> By Turdle</div> <bR> <bR> <div> My asshole is sore from your fucking</div> <bR> <div> My asshole is sore from your dick</div> <bR> <div> My asshole is sore from your stuffing</div> <bR> <div> So give me a breather you prick, you prick</div> <bR> <div> Drink it down down down down</div> <bR> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="496"><bR> <div> <B>Dose Of Clap</B></div> <div> By Sofa King</div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>