Note: Most of these words are the compliments of the maintainance department of McKeesport Area High School. Thanks dad.

Muhjibulation: n. to perform the necessary operation for repair or adjustment; muhjibulate, muhjibulated. sample sentence: That leaky pipe needs serious muhjibulation. Look at the puddle on this floor. 3 teachers slipped already.

Muhjibulator: n. one who performs the act of muhjibulation. sample sentence: Hey, all I do is drive the truck. You'll have to get another muhjibulator for that.

Jackulator: n. a portable scissor-jack used for work in high places; sample sentence: Okay fine! I'll muhjibulate the damn pipe, but I need the jackulator to get to it.

Fedunkulated: adj. really, really, really, seriously and totally screwed up. sample sentence: Wow, this pipe is really fedunkulated. I can't even find where the problem starts.

Knuter Valve: n. the general non-functioning culprit in any mechanical device. sample sentence: It's obviously a problem with the knuter valve. Did you check the knuter valve?

Watergate: v. to appear to accomplish the task at hand, when really not. always involves a cover-up. sample sentence: The knuter valve is definiely the problem, but the pipe is so fedunkulated, that all we can do is watergate it. Shove a cabinet in front of it or something.

Tapulation: v. covering up or making a repair with duct-tape; tapulate, tapulated, tapulating. sample sentence: How are you going to get a cabinet up there? I think you should just tapulate it.

Tapegate: v. act of watergating with duct tape; tapegate, tapgated, tapegating. sample sentence: Good idea! I'll tapegate it! And those good-for-nothing, whiny teachers will never notice! They can fix their own damn pipe if they don't like it.