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There Goes That Little Voice In My Head Again


I'd like to share some of "Kevin's Best" before you duck outta here. Enjoy! Hey... any editors or literary agents reading any of this stuff? PUBLISH ME!!!!

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OK, TV has hit a new low with "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy". I have some ideas for the networks for a new show or two. Think they'll bite?

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Conservative Eye For The Liberal Guy". Five conservatives staple Alec Baldwin's eyelids open while they show non-stop John Wayne movies to him and read out loud excerpts from William F. Buckley and Pat Buchanan.

Catholic Eye For The Heretic Guy". Five Traditional Catholics re-enact The Holy Crusades on some muslim dude. Abdul get put to the sword for the greater glory of God.

Military Eye For The Pacifist Guy". One member from each of the Armed Forces (yes, the Coast Guard counts) continually bitch slap a pacifist, until sugar-britches learns to fight back

Carnivorous Eye For The Vegetarian Guy". Five Cattle Ranchers threaten to give an A-1 Steak Sauce enema to a pasty faced, spindly vegetarian unless he scarfs down a Porterhouse

Confederate Eye For The Yankee Guy". Five Good Ol' Boys introduce the glories of everything Southern to a foreigner from north of the Mason-Dixon Line. Yankee Boy learns that a "HAT attack" has nothing to do with cardio-vascular disease... and there never was a "Civil War"... it is correctly known as "The War When The North Invaded America".

American Eye For The French Guy". Five Sons of Liberty introduce some snail eatin', nazi collaberatin', Maurice Chevalier soundin', wine swillin', both wife and mistress don't shave their legs or pits, back stabbin' french son-of-a-bitch to the wonders of soap and water.

NRA Eye For The Gun Control Guy". Kinda like "Military Eye For The Pacifist Guy" but in this case, the five NRA guys stand by and do absolutely nothing while the Gun Control freak has family members attacked, brutalized and in some cases, murdered. Finally when Gun Control freak decides to grow a set of spheres, our NRA heros teach him that the phrase "Gun Control" really means two rounds to the chest... one to the head. He also is awarded a complimentary Glock with gold inlaid portraits of a smiling and waving Charleton Heston on the pistol grip


Bar Brawlers Eye For The Broadway Dancer Guy". Five beer soaked and rather surly individuals point out to a Broadway Dancer that by imitating the so-called fight scenes from "West Side Story", one will never become the veritable billy bad ass he has always dreamt of being

Rugby Eye For The Football Eye". Five Irish Rugby players illustrate to an NFL player that only two kinds of people wear pads... women and American football players

and lastly.....

Euro-Centric Eye For The Multi-Cultural Guy". Five politically incorrect individuals who refuse to apologize for their European heritage point out to a mush headed Multi-Cultural type that the musical workings of Beethoven and Bach... the art by Da Vinci and Michaelangelo... the majesty of European castles and cathedrals in NO WAY are "equal" to some half naked pygmy thumping on a log with a club; finger painting pictures with his own feces; and living in a mud hut

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A friend recently sent me "30 Reasons to love the United States Marine Corps". Well... my warped mind thought this up.

Note: for those who don't know, PCS means Permanent Change of Station.. and TAD means Temporary Assigned Duty.


30 reasons to love being RETIRED From The United States Marine Corps.

1. A Retirement Check. A heartbeat is all that's needed... brain waves not a requirement. (How apt in my case)

2. No more sucking in your gut for Body Fat Percentage checks.

3. No more Body Fat Percentage Checks PERIOD! WOO-HOO!!! Ain't being retired GREAT!!??

4. P.T. (Physical Training) now consists of draggin' yer butt outta the sack in the morning

5. P.T. now stands for "Pudding Time".

6. (Enlisted only) No longer do you have to salute and call pimply faced 22 year old 2d Lieutenants "Sir".

7. (Enlisted only) No longer do you have to ponder when first eyeballing said 22 year old pimply faced 2d Lieutenant "Do I salute him, or burp him?"

8. (Officers only) No longer do you have to wonder to yourself when eyeballing said 22 year old pimply faced 2d Lieutenant "I weep for the future of the Corps" or, "I wonder if Top is going to salute him, or burp him?".

9. (Enlisted only) No longer will you have to pull 22 year old pimply faced 2d Lieutenants off to the side and say in private "Damn it Lieutenant.. how many #*^!#&@ times have I told you to...."

10. (Officer only) No longer will you have to pull 22 year old pimply faced 2d Lieutenants off to the side and say in private "Damn it Lieutenant... how many #*^!#&@ times does the Top have to tell you to...?"

11. No longer do I have to endure the old lady screamin' about PCS Orders.

12. No longer do I have to endure the old lady screamin' about TAD Orders.

13. No longer do I have to endure the old lady screamin' about being married to a Marine... PERIOD!

14. You can now flip off some non-driving moron without worrying if his car has a blue sticker (or for retired Officers, if that non-driving moron is the Chief of Staff.)

15. Never again will I have to endure the embarrassment of being assigned to DI Duty and have to wear that God-awful combination of Dress Blue trousers, khaki shirt, and a green "Smokey". Who designed that... Stevie Wonder?

16. A La Jeff Foxworthy... You might be a retired Marine if your Levi's are a 30 length, 40 waist

17. When assembling your chest decorations (ribbons) never again do I have to ask myself the age old question: "aw hell.... what's senior again? the Sea Service Ribbon, or the DI Ribbon? Oh, who gives a damn anyhow!!!??? ARRGH!"

18. Whenever you see a convoy of Marines heading up the highway, you don't have that feeling that you are "missing out" on something.... instead, you have an odd but proud feeling that the torch has been passed.

19. No more Joint Duty orders with the army.

20. No more National Lampoon-esque coast-to-coast drives when PCS'ing from Lejeune to Pendleton.

21. No more fighting off cockroaches the size of daschhunds while staying at "Billy Bob's Motel 6" located in beautiful downtown East Toilet Seat, Alabama whilst driving from Lejeune to Pendleton.

22. No more orders to Lejeune.

23. No more orders to Pendleton.

24. Your kid in 9th Grade can make realistic plans for the prom.

25. You have been in your house SOOOO long, you found an extra box of 9mm rounds you forgot you had. (yes, that really happened to me)

26. You have been in your house SOOOO long, you lost a pistol and can't find the damn thing. (yes, that really happened to me)

27. Waking up before 0700 seems absurd.

28. Waking up and doing strenuous physical activity before 0700 seems barbaric.

29. Waking up at all is a minor victory.

And last but not least...

30. You can say with all honesty, sincerity and certainy the following statement... "MY next duty station is Arlington National Cemetary".

Semper Fidelis MARINES!!!

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...and from the Clinton Years


This can't happen in MY Marine Corps


All right, boys and girls... America's Fighting Men are off on yet another one of Wild Bill Clinton's forays into his "vicariously discovering his manhood" missions. But that whole topic is to be explored at a later date... instead, we need to take a gander at just exactly what is going on in our Armed Forces; to wit, the psychological castration of such.

I'll relate to one and all only one example of such. But rest assured fellow Neo-Neanderthals, this is only the first of many. Shortly before retirement from my beloved Marine Corps, I noticed an oddity, nay, shall I dare say it... abomination, manifesting itself before my very eyes. Here were all these Hard Core Marine types falling in for Morning P.T. (that's "Physical Training" to us stud types, and "Pure Torture" to the Testosterone Challenged amongst us), and what do mine eyes reveal before me? United States Marines were actually ORDERED to participate in... gag...aerobics.

At first I thought that this surely must be a cruel hoax being perpetrated upon some unknowing, and soon to be overtly irate, First Sergeant. But then I noticed a rather geriatric War Horse stepping out of his office in full PT gear. For the unenlightened, "P.T. Gear" consists of running shoes, socks, running shorts and a pullover, non collard shirt. Jock strap optional. Anyway, this guy just HAD to be the First Sergeant. He still had his coffee cup seemingly welded to his hand.

So anyway, here is this Company of Warriors, covered to the front and aligned to the right in true Marine Corps fashion, the Squad Leaders gave their report to the Platoon Sergeants; the Platoon Sergeants gave the report to the First Sergeant, sans coffee cup at this point in the ball game, the First Sergeant gives the report to the Company Commander--- "Sir! Company "X" all present and accounted for, SIR!". So I thinks to meself "self, things look fairly Marine Corpsish so far". The Skipper at this point in time actually turns the Company over to a rather curvaceous young lady, attired in a rather scant outfit that left little to the imagination and much to the libido. No need to check with The Weather Channel that morning for a forcast... a quick peek at the gyrating tube top gave quick notification that it was somewhat chilly. From there, things went from ridiculous to ludicrous.

So here was Ms Vavoom, complete with a sound system that Ted Nugent would be envious of, shakin' her tail end so fast that one could hardly tell Gluteus from Maximus. As far as the Marines were concerned, this looked like a nightmare/LSD induced version of "Swan Lake". These poor Gyreens. The look of shame and embarassment was a wee bit too much for this old boy to take. I really felt for 'em. But there was a moment of pride... one saving grace. The boys were definatly enjoying the free floor show that Ms Vavoom was unintentionally putting on. I half expected to see someone produce a handful of one dollar bills. Force of habit, you know.

Now before the Enlightened Liberals and the Spandex Mafia get their skivvies in a bunch, I shall readily admit that Ms Vavoom could probably Aerobicise me until my little heart would burst. I'm sure that a ballet training session is physically demanding, but are we going to issue our nations Warriors tu-tu's? Hardly. Think about it, people! U.S. Marines and Aerobics go together as well as Mother Teresa and a Squad of Grunts pulling week-end liberty together in lovely, downtown Tijuana. Like it or not, Marines are suppose to be a bunch of blood thirsty maniacs that live for the day that they can pump hot lead into the odd assorted real live Commie, Middle Eastern Fanatic, or whatever whack job that should happen to pose a threat to Mom, Apple Pie, or even to Major League Baseball. One word of clarification. The example of the nonsense that I have related is rare... very rare. But, much like a case of Okinawan Black Clap, is has started out ever so innocuous. And if not checked soon, will ravage and incapacitate to a grisly end. As of this moment, it is normal to see Marines spending hour upon hour in the weight room; ten mile runs with full pack and weapon; twenty five mile speed marches with approximatly 80 pounds worth of gear strapped to ones body. Marines are still the toughest... still the best. But if the Social Engineers that are in power present day have it their way, the Marine Corps Mascot will be changed from an English Bulldog to a Yorkshire Terrier.

I find it difficult to fathom the notion that simultaneously Marines are getting mentally prepared to wade knee deep in communist blood, while getting into the Jane Fonda mode and "Shaking their Booty" to the strains of the latest Top Forty noise. The only thing that Marines should have to do to music, is saluting our nations flag while the National Anthem is being played. More scrawlings from the cave to come....


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And on a more serious note...


The Catholic Dilemma of the Death Penalty


It's a percieved fact by many that the Catholic Church in America has psuedo-schismatic bishops; "it's only a sin if you think it's a sin" spouting priests and nuns; and an ever growing percentage of laity that are clamoring for democracy vice theocracy in The Church. Well... these are times that can be somewhat confusing for Traditional/Orthodox Catholics. Now I am to understand that the latest and greatest threat to my Immortal Soul may come down as to whether or not I happen to be a proponent of the Death Penalty as utilized by proper public authority and only in extreme cases.

You know, I recently had a nun state that I had a "bloodthirsty attitude" because I have the bad manners to adhere to The Churches teaching on the Death Penalty. Needless to say, the conversation deteriorated rather quickly. It eventually boiled down to me asking the good Sister one simple, basic question; "Do I have the Stain of Sin on my soul if I believe in the Death Penalty as The Church defines such?". This may be presumptuous of me, but I kind of hoped that Religious of the Roman Catholic Church would be able to answer me, but what New Age retort did I get? "Only YOU know what a sin is in your heart". Gee... Moses was given "The Ten Suggestions"? Jesus preached "The Recommendations on The Mount"? What's a former Altar Boy to do? How many other fellow Catholics are being brainwashed by the Dark Forces of Modernism?

The Catholic Church has had, and continues to maintain the right and duty of legitimate government to execute, if need be, those individuals who have utilized their God given free will to commit any heinous capital offence. Examples include such stellar performers as Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Gary Gilmore. And lets not forget those found guilty at the Nuremberg Trials and The Tokyo Tribunals for such minor oversights in judgement like the Treblinka Death Camp, or the Bataan Death March. I feel safe to say that if anyone deserved the Hangmans Noose... they certainly did.

Lets take a look at what The Bible says about all this. The 5th Commandment says "Thou Shalt Not Kill". Pretty straightforward, huh? We must keep in mind that The Bible runs the gamut from Hebrew; Aramaic; Greek; Latin; to the various modern languages. More than just a few Biblical scholars have said that the word "Kill" in the specific sense of the word means "Murder". And while I'm on The Book of Exodus, take a gander at 23:7. "Do not slay the innocent nor the righteous". Time for a common sense check. Does that not imply that there are those that DO deserve to be slain? Sure it does.

Even the New Testament is replete with examples. St Paul tells us in Romans 13: 4 "But if you do evil, be afraid, for it (authority) does not bear the sword without purpose; it is the servant of God, to inflict wrath on the evildoer".Even in The Gospel of St Luke, when Jesus was being crucified, the Bad Thief mocked Jesus to have Angels rescue them. But the Good Theif, St Dismas, rebuked him by saying "We have been condemned justly, for our sentence corresponds with our crimes, but this Man has done nothing wrong". Did Jesus at any time refute Dismas? Nope, in fact, Christs silence was deafening on the question of the correctness of Dismas's execution.

Now we all know that Christ told us to turn the other cheek; to carry our enemy's pack an extra mile, etc. But how can anyone with an iota of common sense believe that Christ meant for us to totally and never endingly submissive in the face of evil? No... in the Name of Christian Charity, we are expected to defend ourselves, our families, and our society.

Granted, any given meaning of any given passage of Sacred Scripture can be interpreted by any given individual. That's why we Catholics have The Magesterium, Our Teaching Authority. The Catechism of the Catholic Church, paragraph #2266 specifically states that "The Church has acknowledged well-founded the right and duty of legitimate public authority to punish malefactors by means of penalties commensurate with the gravity of the crime, not excluding, in cases of extreme gravity, the death penalty". That pretty much ends the discussion, huh? Well, my more liberal friends in The Church always seem to point to #2267 which states "If bloodless means are sufficient to defend human lives against an aggressor and to protect public order, and the saftey of persons, public authority should limit itself to such means...".

I agree wholeheartedly with 2267. But just what IF bloodless means are not sufficient? How do we deal with the like of Elmo Patrick Sonnier, who vowed to kill again and again and again? Or Henry Lee Lucas, who bragged of killing over 264 people? Hey, that's 23 more innocent people killed by him than all of the Marines killed in the Beirut Bombing. What do we say to the parents of 12 year old Polly Klaas? That the legally released felon that kidnapped, raped, sodomized, and eventually sexually tortured their little girl to death really wasn't that great an aggresor to the public order?


Unfortunantly, those that maintain that the justifiable taking of the life of a capital offender, as a last resort and only in extreme cases, is somehow inconsistent with the teachings of Jesus, and incompatable with being a loyal Catholic... well, those folks are sailing into dangerous shoals. We all have God given free will. And with that free will comes the demand that we be held accountable for our actions. If I choose to commit the ultimate evil here on earth, I better be ready to pay the ultimate price here on earth.

I will agree that there are inconsistencies and prejudice within our legal system. But because of a minority of abuses, doesn't is just make plain old good sense to just correct the problems, and not allow the scales of justice to be tilted all the way to the extreme notion that there are no crimes against humanity that are deserving of the ultimate punishment? It's just like with our own children. When we punish then, do we still love them and forgive them? Sure. But will we still give them the punishment that they deserve? Sure. If someone were to murder a member of my family, am I expected to forgive them.... even love them? Sure. And as they are being strapped to the table, I hope I can say to him " I forgive you and I love you... and you are about to recieve the punishment that you deserve".


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And here's a little something I sent to the local "Faith Community Worship Center" when they sent me a survey that was SOOOOO theologically left-leaning, it would even make a Unitarian blush

6 June, 2005

Father XXXXXX,
I have no desire nor will I ever waste my time with any of your silly surveys. I still have the Yellow Pages ad where the parish is listed as our local "Liberal Catholic Church". And "liberal" you most certainly are. There is a word for "liberal" Catholics. They're called heretics.

Currently at Immaculate Deception, one will find that horizontal worship vice vertical worship is the norm of the day; insipid sermons where worship of Man is the main theme; a so-called church that has all the sense of reverence and respect as an auto parts warehouse. You call your parish a "Christ centered church", but where exactly is Christ? Hidden away... now I think I know how St. Mary Magdelene felt when she said "They have taken away my Lord, and I know not where they have laid Him" (Jn.10:13)

Please know that I will never give one penny of my hard earned pay to the New-Age inspired, "Cult of Me", sodomite-friendly shrine you facilitate over, or preside over, or whatever liberal-speak verbiage you use at Immaculate Deception present day. You and your ilk would certainly make martin luther look up from hell and smile.

When you decide to start conducting yourself like a Catholic priest, please notify me. In the meantime, take me off the rolls of your neo-pagan self-worshipping "Faith Community".

I pray for your conversion to Catholicism,


X.X. XXXXXXX
MSgt USMC (ret)

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